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During a show at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. on March 24 (two days ago), everything was seemingly normal as Britney pranced around on stage lip syncing and delighting the fans. Then she wished everyone a Merry Christmas. In the middle of Spring. Some may question her sanity, but these people will be quick to remember she used to be a bald lunatic attacking people with umbrellas and realize this may actually be a marked improvement for her. I mean, her pussy wasn’t even hanging out while she said crazy stuff. Gasp! Remember the date. March 24, 2009. It was a banner day for Britney.
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