For some reason, Maxim Mexico thought people wanted to see Carmen Electra topless again. Thankfully they photoshopped the old out of her. And if that doesn’t get you to drive down to Mexico to pick up the latest issue, they also have a list of beer you should try, NASCAR and a day in Pornoland which sounds sexy. Unless the Pornoland they’re talking about is a place where a bunch of men line up and jerk off to porn. Then that wouldn’t be sexy at all. That would be unfortunate.
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