This morning, Chris Brown was charged with felony assault and making criminal threats. Both are felonies and carry a maximum of almost five years in prison. In celebrity time, that would equate to 56 hours in jail before being let out due to overcrowding. Brown is set to be arraigned at 3:30 PM today in downtown LA. It is believed Brown will perform an awe inspiring dance routine for the judge which will make him giggle with glee and convince him to drop all charges.
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