Those puppy dog eyes aren't going to get you out of this one, buddy
Those puppy dog eyes aren't going to get you out of this one, buddy

Chris Brown showed up for his arraignment today amid a media circus. To everyone’s chagrin, it was over quicker than it had begun as his lawyers promptly postponed the hearing until April 6. Exciting, huh?

In related news, Rihanna’s father, Fenty, says ever since Rihanna and Chris Brown reunited, he and Rihanna’s other relatives have been unable to contact her. Rihanna’s brother said she changed her email and Fenty alleges that “somebody has a stranglehold on her.”

US: I know you’ve been speaking with your daughter over text. Is she no longer reachable?
RF: I’ll text the old numbers she had, and I call them. One girl answered, and she said, “This is not Robyn’s number anymore.” I asked, “Do you work for Robyn? Do you deal with Robyn?” And the girl hung up, so I don’t know what’s going on anymore. I’m lost.

Us: What was her last text to you?
RF: [She] said, “Daddy, I miss you.” And that’s it. And I could not reply. I saw a number and texted back, “I miss you too.” And I didn’t get another reply from her.

So not only has Rihanna been seen only one time since that night, but now no one can contact her. She could be laying unconscious in a ditch or shackled in a makeshift dungeon. Nobody knows because apparently, Rihanna’s turned into some kind of mountain man and has secluded herself in a cave like Osama bin Laden.

But fear not, Chris Brown or one of his people updated his MySpace page. Maybe they’ll let us know what’s up with Rihanna. So, what’s the deal Chris Brown or person working for Chris Brown?

VOTE FOR CHRIS BROWN FOR KIDS CHOICE AWARDS!
Hey fans,

Vote for Chris on the Kids Choice Awards 2009 link provided below:

Favorite Male Singer
http://www. nick. com/..kids-..choice-..awards/vote. jhtml?..categoryVote=10

Favorite Song
http://www. nick. com/..kids-..choice-..awards/vote. jhtml?..categoryVote=12

Thank you for your support.

Hmm, well, that’s not exactly the update people were hoping for, but whatever. We should probably do what his MySpace page says until we find Rihanna. It might be a thinly veiled threat and, frankly, after seeing that Rihanna picture, I don’t want him to tell me twice.

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