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Winner: “Cadillac Records” giveaway

Japan is awesome

Congrats to JT who has until Monday to contact me with their info. His caption was:

“After her recent investment Paris Hilton realized her monument didn’t quite turn out the way she planned.”

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment and Sony Music were nice enough to offer the Cadillac Records Blu-Ray and soundtrack for me to giveaway. For those of you who don’t know, Beyonce plays Etta James in the film which should give the real Etta an aneurysm.

Rules, as always, are simple:

  1. Come up with a caption for the photo above
  2. Leave it as a comment or send it through email to

Winners will be decided based on the best caption on Friday, March 6. This contest is only open to US residents. Sorry out of countrymen. Next time. Also, bonus points if you can work in a reference to Cadillac Records or Beyonce.

  • Steve

    “Little Yuki just couldn’t find a washing machine big enough to get her off….so she had to upgrade.”

  • JT

    After her recent investment Paris Hilton realized her monument didn’t quite turn out the way she planned.

  • jumpcut

    Visit Japan! Our glasstop trains make us an upskirt paradise!

  • Netraphim

    God bless Japan for creating something with a bigger ass than Beyonce.

  • The RZA

    Beyonce is married to an ugly cunt.

    Shit, I’m not a US resident. That one’s a winner for sure.

  • BobA

    “For a really, really good buff job..I wear my 100% cotton panties!”

  • Justin

    “I started with slot cars…and worked my way up!”

  • Will

    “My first love was a Cadillac!” I need to work for a ad agency, there’s plenty more where that came from.

  • Mo

    “We’re taking the Caddy, but fifty foot Yoshi here is gonna take the train”

  • savannah

    why does this feel so good, mommy?

  • Ducky

    Welcome to the jungle.

  • Rast

    Oh, you said GANGBANG….

  • Paul T

    Can’t find a horse? Come on and ride the train!!!!

  • jess

    “Little boys play with toy cars, I play with real trains ;]”

  • Joe

    Etta James sends massive Manga Nympho (pictured here) to whip Beyonce’s ass.

  • joe pete

    Winners will be decided based on the best caption on Friday, March 6.
    So……………..What the heck does THIS mean? Who won?

  • Winners will be decided based on the best caption on Friday, March 6.
    So……………..What the heck does THIS mean? Who won?
    P.S.: Wanted to say great post!

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