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Winner: “Cadillac Records” giveaway

Japan is awesome

Congrats to JT who has until Monday to contact me with their info. His caption was:

“After her recent investment Paris Hilton realized her monument didn’t quite turn out the way she planned.”

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment and Sony Music were nice enough to offer the Cadillac Records Blu-Ray and soundtrack for me to giveaway. For those of you who don’t know, Beyonce plays Etta James in the film which should give the real Etta an aneurysm.

Rules, as always, are simple:

  1. Come up with a caption for the photo above
  2. Leave it as a comment or send it through email to

Winners will be decided based on the best caption on Friday, March 6. This contest is only open to US residents. Sorry out of countrymen. Next time. Also, bonus points if you can work in a reference to Cadillac Records or Beyonce.

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Steve
Steve
11 years ago

“Little Yuki just couldn’t find a washing machine big enough to get her off….so she had to upgrade.”

JT
JT
11 years ago

After her recent investment Paris Hilton realized her monument didn’t quite turn out the way she planned.

jumpcut
jumpcut
11 years ago

Visit Japan! Our glasstop trains make us an upskirt paradise!

Netraphim
Netraphim
11 years ago

God bless Japan for creating something with a bigger ass than Beyonce.

The RZA
The RZA
11 years ago

Beyonce is married to an ugly cunt.

S**t, I’m not a US resident. That one’s a winner for sure.

BobA
BobA
11 years ago

“For a really, really good buff job..I wear my 100% cotton panties!”

Justin
Justin
11 years ago

“I started with slot cars…and worked my way up!”

Will
Will
11 years ago

“My first love was a Cadillac!” I need to work for a ad agency, there’s plenty more where that came from.

Mo
Mo
11 years ago

“We’re taking the Caddy, but fifty foot Yoshi here is gonna take the train”

savannah
savannah
11 years ago

why does this feel so good, mommy?

Ducky
Ducky
11 years ago

Welcome to the jungle.

Rast
Rast
11 years ago

Oh, you said GANGBANG….

Paul T
Paul T
11 years ago

Can’t find a horse? Come on and ride the train!!!!

jess
jess
11 years ago

“Little boys play with toy cars, I play with real trains ;]”

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

Etta James sends massive Manga Nympho (pictured here) to whip Beyonce’s ass.

joe pete
joe pete
11 years ago

Winners will be decided based on the best caption on Friday, March 6.
So……………..What the heck does THIS mean? Who won?

joe pete
11 years ago

Winners will be decided based on the best caption on Friday, March 6.
So……………..What the heck does THIS mean? Who won?
P.S.: Wanted to say great post!

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