Remember Coolio? He had that resurgence in Dangerous Minds and then fell off the earth. Anyway, he’s back in the news again. This time not for a catchy hip-hop song in a Michelle Pfieffer movie, but for being in possession of crack cocaine at LAX.
Coolio was heading through security to board his Southwest flight to play a concert at the Flytrap Music Hall in Tulsa when a screener discovered the coke on his person. He wasn’t too thrilled and “got physical” with the screener. LAX police then booked him.
He should have done what everyone else does and hid it in his rectum. Try getting a poorly paid screener to put his hand up there. Especially when you swear to them you’ll enjoy every minute of it.
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