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Fergie wants a kid

Telling Hollyscoop at the Rock Fashion Week in Miami, the balding Fergie says that after her tour, she’d love to discuss adopting and maybe having her own babies if mother nature approves. The good news is that nature will not allow cross breeding and the baby Fergie ends up adopting won’t be genetically linked to her. The bad news, for the kid, is Fergie is their mother which is like being in a never ending nightmare. Her kid is going to end up asking the monsters under the bed to check for Fergie.

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Laura
Laura
14 years ago

she actually doesn’t look that fugish in your caption pic & the first one u click on….

PunkA
PunkA
14 years ago

WTH?? I thought it was scientifically impossible for a chick with an inverted penis for a vaj to have kids. Am I wrong?

LoLa
LoLa
14 years ago

Everytime I look at this woman, I’m grossed out. Her face scares the s**t out of me. She’s had surgery done on her face. I don’t care what anyone else says. Her face isn’t normal. She’s fucking ugly to me. Her eye brows are too high. Even her teeth looks fake as s**t too… UGH. Only thing nice on her is her body. But I don’t get the big deal about her.

dabears
dabears
14 years ago

That would be the meth. She’s getting fat too.