Gisele has a new baby and she didn’t even have to birth it

Gisele Bundchen has already stolen Tom Brady from Bridget Moynahan who he dumped after getting pregnant. Now, Gisele, having never even met Bridget, will be stealing her baby, Jack, as well. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, Gisele says:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent,” Gisele says. “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”

This would sort of be like invading a country then salting their fields and raping their women. The only thing left for Gisele to take from Bridget at this point is her dignity and, rest assured, she’s whittling away at that as we speak. By this time next week, Bridget will just be an empty husk of a person cradling a dirty pile of underwear she’s crafted to resemble her baby.