He has a name

M.I.A. revealed the name of the baby boy she gave birth to on February 11 and if you thought it’d be something stupid, ridiculous or both, you’d be correct. She named him Ickitt. Possibly the easiest name to make fun of. Wickitt, icky, Ickitt pick it, lick it, punch you in the face, you’re going to die after school etc.

Granted, he’ll probably never feel the sting of peer humiliation because celebrities coddle their kids. Humiliation to them is only having a $3,000 per month allowance and no Bentley on their 16th birthday. And even if they do get made fun of, it’s only because the other kid’s dad gets paid to clean their toilets.

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