Holly Madison is set to replace Jewel on Dancing With The Stars. Jewel recently wrote that her jacked up knee could force her off the show.
“She’s wanted to do it for so long,” Marquardt added. “It just never worked with her schedule and Hef was always like ‘I don’t want you to do that,’ and now it’s her time, so I’m really happy for her.”
I don’t watch this show because I have self-respect, but good for Holly. She’ll have an easy time slipping a nipple here. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, people love to see nipple. Like this one time when I bought a hot dog, I pulled down my t-shirt and rubbed my nipple real seductively and the guy gave me the hot dog for free. In fact, he was so turned on, he ran away screaming.
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