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Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan’s lawyer had a showdown in the courtroom following a hearing about how he believes Hogan is squandering his $10 million by spending it on limos and paying his girlfriend $4,000 a month. Poor Hogan only has $412,000 in his bank account and owes $312,000 so he asked the judge to unfreeze $300,000 in marital assets to pay the bills including ones from the divorce, a personal injury lawsuit and business expenses. The judge let him have $225,000.
Afterward, Linda’s lawyer, Raymond Rafool was answering reporter’s questions when Hogan started arguing with him. Rafool, desperately trying to be funny, quipped, “Are you gonna wrestle with me here? Then be quiet!” The Hulkster continued to get into it with Rafool and smacked him with the fact he signed an autograph for his son earlier in the day. When Hogan left, Raymond joked, “Now I know what it’s like to be in the WWE.” Polite laughter shortly followed.
It would have been a lot funnier if Hogan came back, slapped his chest a few times, flying elbowed him off the top turnbuckle and hit him with a metal chair. That way his joke would have been slightly funny because at least it would be true. As it stands now, his comeback was about as amusing as an abortion. Which, coincidentally, describes what should have happened with his little winner of a line.
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