Tila Tequila’s crowning achievement was friending thousands of people on MySpace. This amazing feat catapulted her into web infamy and eventually, tricked MTV into giving her her own reality show where she pretended to be a bisexual searching for a suitor.
Tila accomplished all this despite being unattractive and at best resembling a goblin. In a way, this makes her a hero. Just not the kind you look up to. She’s more like a Forrest Gump type of hero. No one wants to be that retarded, but at the same time, people are in awe of what he did. For the most part. Granted, it’s the same kind of awe you get when you see a dog fetch a beer, but still.