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Jennifer Aniston can’t keep a man

Jennfier Aniston & John Mayer

E!’s Marc Malkin claims Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split again, further cementing the prophecy that Aniston will be alone for the rest of her life. Sources say John Mayer may have ended it last week after Aniston finished her European tour for Marely & Me.

One friend notes that this has happened before and they’ve gotten back together so don’t assume John Mayer has the wherewithal to latch onto another actress’ fame so quickly.

God. By now, Jennifer Aniston’s eggs must look like that sandwich you left in the fridge six months ago. You probably need an ice pick to tear them apart because they’ve all crusted together. Her biological clock must be ticking so loudly that she mistakes it for her morning alarm.

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nikki
nikki
11 years ago

Jen ‘I-Can’t-Keep-A-Man’ Aniston’s love life is tiring. I’d hate to be Courtney Cox always having to prepare her shoulder for Jen’s tears every couple of months.

PunkA
PunkA
11 years ago

Jen can’t keep a man? What the hell? Are you implying that john Mayer is a man? That pussy is more female than male. He rather have a set of balls dangling it his face than tits. Let him go play his instrument and cry with his other lame guy pals. He sucks.

PS. I love Jen. Call me.

TANKER
TANKER
11 years ago

I agree!!

Mayer should go and hang out with his pussy gay fucken friends and leave sweet jen alone!!

delightful
delightful
11 years ago

What is Jen hiding? Would that be coke in her nose?

maxxamillion Blaxx
maxxamillion Blaxx
11 years ago

Jen must have some whack coocie..She stay losing, Brad-Vince-John Gayer-and some runway model..Maybe she will get a Seal-Type in her life to blow them tainted walls out…

Cici
Cici
10 years ago

On top of the fact that she is ugly as shit (why doesn’t she get that chin fixed?), she probably has a fishy stinky pussy and guys just can’t hang around that long, even though she gives it up easy.

tommystuds
tommystuds
10 years ago

When they go down to lick and suck that clit, it probably stinks down there.

Danny
Danny
10 years ago

It’s a know fact that Jen has a HUGE pussy. She sould be dating black guys!

reaper
reaper
7 years ago

She is Greek so she needs to take it in the ass. Its only natural.

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