While Angelina Jolie is being nominated for her fancy awards, Jennifer Aniston is promoting Marley & Me in Germany by eating dog biscuits. Point, Aniston.
Aniston and Owen Wilson showed up on Wetten Das on Saturday where they were asked to participate in “canine games” which included eating doggy treats. Aniston commented that they were “a little dry.” Also, that it left her with an empty feeling. Although, that could have been from the part of her that just died.
If the Butterscotch Stallion is half the man we all think he is, we would have mounted the Aniston every night in Germany. Or just ripped that skirt up and taken her from behind in the Green Room. Whichever. She looks hawt. End of story.
Don’t cry!! I’ll be her for you!!! It’s a rough world! I have survived and so can you!!
Smelley cat!!