Joaquin Phoenix has $1m in his bank account. What have you got?

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Joaquin Phoenix is still filming his mockumentary with Casey Affleck. Early Thursday morning, Phoenix took his act a little further while performing at club LIV at Fontainbleau Hotel in Miami, getting into a fake fight.

Joaquin began his set by unintelligibly mumbling over a beat played by the DJ when a fan started heckling him. The actor responded, “We have a fucking bitch in the audience.” When the guy didn’t stop, he went on, “I’ve got $1 million in the bank. What have you got, bitch?” From there, Joaquin daintily jumped into the audience and tried to beat on him.

Security eventually separated the two and, wouldn’t you know it, Casey Affleck just happened to be in the right place at the right time and got everything on tape.

If Joaquin wants to make this more believable, he should speak up. I can’t understand half of what he’s saying. For all I know, he could be rapping about my mother being a whore. I’d be pretty mad if I didn’t hear it as, “I like cooking smores.”

Was anyone else hoping that girl’s top would get pulled down in the melee?

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