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Kanye West has been charged

Kanye West is a baby

The LA City Attorney has charged Kanye West with vandalism, battery and grand theft stemming from an incident on September 11 at LAX where Kanye smashed a photog’s camera. Also charged is Kanye’s manager, Don Crowley. He’s facing two counts of vandalism, two counts of battery and two counts of grand theft.

If convicted, Kanye could spend 2.5 years in jail, Crowley could get 5.

I can see it now. Kanye has already enabled the caps lock on his keyboard and is about to smash it with both hands until coherent sentences start forming on his screen. By tomorrow he’ll have three paragraphs of “MPO AW;FM WAJF 9302FD SLFDAFEW” followed by one line of “THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!1111!!”

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John Dolittle
11 years ago

Wow this guys has more pending lawsuits and criminal charges. So
once he goes to NY Southern District for Copyright infringement and
MD District for Copyright infringement and back to LA for Vandalism
and these criminal charges. He can write a new rap and make more
millions. Cmon Yezzy be a man and settle your debts and face the music
and the court of your peers. Not a hater, if rap artist would follow diddys
lead maybe they all could learn something…

chickmagnetstuff
11 years ago

well I hope he’d be convicted I hate this guy he kisses JZ’s ass so much and now his being this arrogant dude go to jail!

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boblabla
11 years ago

jesus, if you want to be untouchable to the law, you don’t need diplomatic immunity, just pick up a camera. photographers are invincable. i say if we all rise up and slay them all, they cant put all of us in the clink.

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