News to me because I thought Kelly Clarkson was already pregnant for the past year and a half, but in an interview with USA Today, Clarkson says she has no desire to be a mother.
“I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids — because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But again, my job is too selfish.”
Alright, that’s good to know, but what about the baby on the way? Zing!
Although, the real funny thing is, before she even sat down, she started apologizing for her puffy face.
“Do you know what it’s like when you’ve just woken up, and your lips are all huge and your face is swollen?” Clarkson asks. “Every time I talk, I keep licking my lips. They must look monstrous. I must look like a platypus.”
Oh, okay. Kelly must just “wake up” every time people take a picture of her. I think Kelly’s face is actually swollen because of all that chicken cooked in msg she eats every night and the reason she licks her lips every time she talks is because of the fond memories. I’m surprised she didn’t have to break for KFC while talking about this. Such restraint.