Kendra Wilkinson is coming out with her own line of stripper poles. Now you can be a whore in the comfort of your own home just like Kendra with a signature Wilkinson pole and the accompanying stripper pole workout.
Wilkinson promises hers will be better than Carmen Electra’s because it connects to the ceiling and “you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.”
Sadly, no dollar bills will be thrown at you, but, you get to increase your risk of concussion now that you’re able to practice your upside down twirly move. Not only that, when your parents come over, you can both impress and profoundly disappoint them with your new found skills.
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