There’s no denying the fact that Kim Kardashian is stacked. Especially at Perez Hilton’s birthday bash over on Saturday. Ignoring the fact that Perez Hilton’s birthday party actually qualifies as a photographable event and that Kim’s dress made her look fat, or fatter, this was pretty great. She’s like a damn superhero. Twice the boobs of a normal woman, more ass than a strip club and able to leap through gifting suites in a single bound. She could stop crime just by wearing a low cut dress like this and breathing heavily.