Lindsay Lohan & Maserati

When Lindsay Lohan started driving around in a $100,000 Maserati last week, heads were being scratched wondering how she could afford such a car when she’s basically broke. Turns out she can’t. A “porn king” by the name of Dennis DeSantis is letting Lindsay borrow it. There’s also reportedly no catch.

No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car — but we’re told there’s no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay’s assistant caused to the whip, we’re told Double D isn’t even sweating it — and will let Linz drive the car after it’s been repaired — an estimated $10,000 job.

They always let you borrow jewelery or a car or a house and say there’s no strings attached, but then one day they call in a favor and what happens? You’re on set, on all fours, waiting for your co-star to put on her strap-on and worrying that the lube is going to run out. You know what? I… I don’t want to talk about it.