Madonna’s gonna beat a ho when she finds out her new boyfriend/model, Jesus Luz, has been out grinding with lingerie models behind her back. The Sun says Luciana Costa and Jesus partied together in Rio on Saturday. Onlookers say the two started kissing.
“Jesus was the hit of the party and all the girls went wild for him when he arrived.
“But Luciana was more interested than most and soon got hold of him for a dance.”
Another added: “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist.
“He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”
Luciana Costa better watch her back. Madonna’s arms look like gnarled branches. She’s so ripped that 90% of MMA fighters don’t even want a piece of her. Have you ever seen a vagina break someone’s arm? Well, just wait until Madonna meets up with this chick and you will.
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