Madonna and Jesus Luz are done. She finally realized her gnarled body was too old for him after she heard about the romantic weekend he spent with a lingerie model. That and Jesus may have ruined her chances to adopt another baby.
“She was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she’s enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realise that he’ll be better suited to somebody his own age.”
Not sure why Madonna would have too much trouble adopting with Jesus. All the agency has to do is look at the number of zeros in Madonna’s bank account and then look at the mud pie the adopted kid eats every morning and the fist sized mosquitoes that chase him around every night. It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out what’s best for him.
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