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Megan Fox has a new haircut

Megan Fox turned her hair curly and, um, she doesn’t look the same. She looks 35. No way can hair make this big of a difference. One time I shaved my head and I still got picked out of a lineup. Must be something else. Maybe it’s because I’m not distracted because I’m not furiously masturbating like I usually am.

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PunkA
PunkA
12 years ago

OVERRATED!

This girl is a darker LiLo. Yeah, she has a prettier face, but she is a speckled toad all the same. After after having been with Brian Austin Green for so long, I expect her to go lez soon too.

chewy
chewy
12 years ago

This haircut must be for a role, b/c it looks HORRIBLE!! It makes her look way too skinny and does not frame her face well, drawing more attention to the sharp angles of her face and away from her brestusses (is this the right spelling? Webster’s does not have this defined yet).

SidDelicious
SidDelicious
12 years ago

We have a lot in common. I like Pabst too!

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