Megan Fox single until next news report

Remember when Megan Fox broke up with Brian Austin Green, but then later was seen doing everything with Brian Austin Green, leading everyone to suspect she was still with Brian Austin Green? Well, turns out she may still be broken up with Brian Austin Green.

Ted Casablanca of E! says Megan Fox has moved out of her shared Hollywood Hills home with Brian Austin Green and checked into a hotel.

Oh, sure. She’s broken up. Now. Yet, when I follow her into the ladies room and ask if she’s single, she always says “no”. How convenient. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she was trying to avoid me.

Here are those photos from yesterday just because.