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Melissa Theuriau is charming, topless

Melissa Theuriau is probably the only reporter you could pop a boner to while a montage of amputated children, brutalized women and massacred husbands played in a little box next to her head. A lot of fans must go up to her and tell her that they loved her on so and so date only to be glared at and told, “You mean when I reported on the guy who locked his wife in the basement and repeatedly raped his kids?” “Wha? Oh, yea, yea,” they’d mutter as they began furiously masturbating.

More sexiness after the jump.

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PunkA
PunkA
12 years ago

Hottest Frenchie in the world. Damn, she is just beautiful. Not sure why she is with monkey-boy, though. He looks more interested in a nap than her, which is criminal. He crippled balls ought to be shot off for this. If she was doing that to me, I’d have a stiffy the size of the Eiffel Tower.

Filthy American
Filthy American
12 years ago
Reply to  PunkA

Why is such a hot woman hanging out with that skinny, hairy little toothpick? Is that what French women consider attractive? 80 pound guy who’s hairy like a little monkey?

Filthy American
Filthy American
12 years ago

OMG, I mean, look at him, he looks like starvin’ marvin…or a teenager with polio…

chickmagnetstuff
12 years ago

what is she doing with a hairy bone man, her hottnest is out of the chart and dude is a trash he’s so lucky

Jonathan
Jonathan
12 years ago

this man is jamel debouze great comic and actor…”Monkey boy????” WTF this is so racist.

sorry for my english, I’m french

mike
mike
12 years ago

It’s sad to see how money can corrupt (beautiful) women and make ’em f*ckin sluts s*ckin hobbit dicks. vive la france !

grenadine
grenadine
12 years ago

She don’t need his money because she have so much. I don’t think it’s like that but they dont go together she is to beautiful for him. I would like to see their baby’s head.
I’m french to so sorry for my english..

jo
jo
12 years ago

Jamel debouzze? Fucking bastard!!!

Sarah
Sarah
12 years ago

You are so sad. Seriously, he is a great artist, a very important people in France. First, because he is talented and then because he works a lot ! You, you’re nothing guys. Melissa Theuriau is beautiful, she could marry all billionaire she wants. She doesn’t need Jamel Debbouze in particular. She loves him, that’s all.
Frustration can be so mean.

John
John
10 years ago
Reply to  Sarah

You are exactly right, but the people posting cruel things are English, and there are a LOT of very nasty English people. I know because I am one.

Arain
Arain
8 years ago
Reply to  Sarah

Best comment so far.

Guillaumedj2403
Guillaumedj2403
12 years ago

Espèce de racistes!!! Ce sont vous les singes!!!!
Jamel is very important artist in France,
Vous ne pouvez pas dire qu’il est racite!!
Et encore moins un Singe!
Honte à vous, et courte vie à votre blog pourri

chips
chips
12 years ago

her boyfreind’s one arm is too tiny and small?what happened to him?

Harm
Harm
10 years ago
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Jeangean
Jeangean
10 years ago

CETTE  FEMME  EST  TRES  COURAGEUSE……..

Union_trait
Union_trait
9 years ago

La jalousie vous bouffe bande de sales racistes. Dans tout les cas restez à vous branler pendant que Mr DEBBOUZE lui a une femme du tonnerre.  J’aimerai bien voir la tête de vos trues. Aller  pour finir salut les amériCHIENS F**K YOU

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11 years ago

is this the best France can come up with? meh

Scorpion
Scorpion
8 years ago

Jamel à une belle femme, et vous vous avez des femmes moches

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