At a certain age, probably any time after 40, flashing your vagina just seems sad and pathetic. Especially when you don’t even intend to flash your vagina and it just sort of hangs out of your underwear like the jowls on Droopy. If you’re wondering why I’m telling you this, Nicolette Sheridan flashed her labia the other day while getting out of her car. For her 46th, someone should get her bigger panties.
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