No warrant for Lindsay

As planned, Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, dismissed Lohan’s warrant like a bad case of crabs. Lindsay plans to enroll in a new alcohol education program due to “personality conflicts” with her old one. Apparently, her old one says a gin and tonic is the best drink, but Lindsay disagrees and says a Red Bull Vodka is. Clearly, these two could not work together.

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15 years ago

Red Bull and Vodka, any alcohol really, is dangerous and has killed quite a few people already. Enough that the FDA has told the company that they can’t promote red Bull cocktails anymore. But they still do.