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Nadya Suleman pregnant

The title is a little misleading. Nadya Suleman, before she gave birth to her litter, entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club and worked at a “gentleman’s club” performing as a topless dancer. For one night. She quit when she found out she had to do lap dances. They even photographed her topless in the club. TMZ is probably working on getting the photographs as we speak.

Nadya revealed all this to refute claims that she danced nude with another woman in a strip club for two years and performed at various bachelor parties.

What an exciting story. That woman with 14 children danced at a strip club for one night. Excuse me if I’m not super excited over the fact that photos from said night exist. The only way you’ll get me to look at those is if you told me she was hot, had big tits and was skinny. So basically, if you told me the photos you had were of a topless Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson. While we’re on the subject, do you have any topless photos of Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson?

In related news, Suleman went on a shopping spree at Bebe Sport, an adult brand, yesterday spending around $1500.

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That’s nasty!

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STOP THE DONATIONS AND MONEY TO THIS WELFARE QUEEN WITH THE MICHAEL JACKSON NOSE AND DONALD DUCK LIPS. SHE CHOSE TO HAVE ALL OF THESE BABIES SO LET HER DEAL WITH THEM. WE ALL HAVE CHOICES!!! SHE PLANNED ALL OF THIS FOR THE MONEY. STOP THE DONATIONS…..NASTY NADYA IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE DESIGNER STORE!!!!

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I wonder if there’s an industrial sized can of RAID to wipe out this human cockroach. The idea that anyone would give a dime to someone for having a pussy like a clown car is amazing…

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Some guy named Big Danny Burns wants to date her because his mom broke his weather vane up on his mobile home roof. “Hey Ma, git me a nother beeeer!!!!” was heard from the house. He wants the Octomom for her big bazookas!!!!

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