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Paris Hilton is in a bikini

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend spent the day at a Hawaiian beach for a photo op. The only thing interesting about this is the ocean didn’t recede like the rest of the beach populace. Even toxic sludge would run away from Paris for fear of catching whatever she has.

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mrx
mrx
15 years ago

Even now, girls will go on and on about how much they hate that disease-infested ugly talentless slut Paris Hilton, while their boyfriends look at these pictures and get boners. Hard biological truths make women bitter.