Radiohead bitchslaps Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus scrunches her face

Back at the Grammys, Miley Cyrus wanted to meet her most favorite band in the whole wide world, Radiohead, and told her managers to do everything they could to make it happen. To appease her, they asked Radiohead only to be told “we don’t do really do that.” Miley was heartbroken because “this is someone I would cry over.” She ended up not watching them perform at the Grammys and said: “I’m gonna ruin them, I’m going to tell everyone.” And she did. She told everyone about this on a radio show. To add some perspective, Radiohead released “Creep” in 1992 at around the time Miley Cyrus was born. Suffice to say, Miley’s threat had them shaking in their boots. Or maybe not.

Radiohead, in their infinite wisdom, released this statement to Us Weekly: “When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.” Owned!

Miley probably thinks the world revolves around her and that Radiohead, despite never doing meet and greets before, would submit to her whimsy. I’m glad someone put her in her place. That uppity bitch’s head is getting too big for her shoulders. Literally. I think it’s genetic.

What makes Radiohead even more awesome is they also snubbed Kanye West at the Grammys. He didn’t go as far as to be a whiny brat and refuse to see them perform, but Kanye said “I sat the fuck down.” He showed those jerks!

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