Robin Williams’ reps released a statement acknowledging that Williams is in the hospital and that his condition is more serious than previously believed. Turns out Robin needs an aortic valve replacement. The release continued:
“I’m so touched by everyone’s support and well wishes. This tour has been amazing fun and I can’t wait to get back out on the road after a little tune-up.”
A tune-up is like getting lipo at the doctor after you’ve eaten one too many ice cream sandwiches. This sounds like going to the doctor for complete reconstruction after eating one too many ice cream sandwiches, going into diabetic shock, passing out on a hot stove and lighting your hair and apartment on fire.
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