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Scarlett Johansson goes dark

Scarlett Johansson channeled Dita Von Teese at the Tribute to Cinema in London yesterday. I don’t know how I feel about this. My penis doesn’t like change and as we all know, he governs my brain. If you gave me an MRI scan, the only thing you’d see is a big middle finger on the resulting image, courtesy of my penis.

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