According to AVN, Jenna Jameson gave birth to twins this morning at a Newport Beach Hospital. No word on how they’re doing, what they’re names are or whether they have Baby Huey heads like Tito Ortiz, but the birth was no doubt a breeze. If you’ve ever slid on a Slip ‘n Slide, that’s pretty much what the babies looked like coming out of her vagina.
Yea, I know that title doesn’t make much sense if you think about it. In retrospect, I should have wrote, “Twins reverse DP Jenna Jameson,” or the much simpler title, “Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins.”
It’s not just that the title doesn’t make sense, it’s WRONG! Or were you hoping to get hits from guys searching the net for porn? LOL
How the f*ck did that womb work after the years of abuse? She’s not really pregnant, it’s just 10 gallons of spunk finally showing after all the bjs