Twins DP Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson @ Affliction

According to AVN, Jenna Jameson gave birth to twins this morning at a Newport Beach Hospital. No word on how they’re doing, what they’re names are or whether they have Baby Huey heads like Tito Ortiz, but the birth was no doubt a breeze. If you’ve ever slid on a Slip ‘n Slide, that’s pretty much what the babies looked like coming out of her vagina.

Yea, I know that title doesn’t make much sense if you think about it. In retrospect, I should have wrote, “Twins reverse DP Jenna Jameson,” or the much simpler title, “Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins.”

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Bob Frapples

“last week when Playboy did a good thing”
WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

Jac Jac

Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

Perry de Havilland

“This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

John Monitor

I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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