You can’t quit, you’re fired

The always sane and level-headed Madonna fired her adopted son, David’s, nanny, an Australian named Angela, before she could quit. It was rumored Angela gave notice earlier this month angering Madonna who fired her in a display of dominance. Those roids sure make Madonna aggressive. This was for the best though. Her job sounded horrible. The Daily Mail said that she had to be on call for 24 hours a day like some sort of damn surgeon.

‘All Madonna’s employees work incredibly long hours, so it’s no surprise that Angela had had enough. If you work for Madonna you are on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. There’s no such thing as a weekend.’

However, this may have been bad timing since Madonna is expected to adopt another kid from Malawi real soon. Her personal assistant will be sent there next month to pick out a sibling for David and make sure all the documentation is there.

Wow. Madonna can’t even be bothered to decide which kid she wants to adopt. I bet her only requirement is that they’re disease free so that when she sucks the youth from them, she won’t get sick. The first time her new kid sees her sunken eyes, weathered face and gnarled body, he’ll probably think his village sacrificed him.