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Britney Spears has some word of advice

Fifteen minutes into her performance in Vancouver Wednesday night, Britney Spears left the stage and never came back for more than half an hour. The crowd began booing before an announcement was made blaming the weed.

“The building is awfully smoky. It is uncomfortable for everyone on stage, including Ms. Spears. Please extinguish all cigarettes – this is a non-smoking building, and the show will resume when the smoke on the stage is cleared.”

Spears finally returned, but the break was enough to ruin the moment. She ended the night telling Vancouver, “Drive safe, don’t smoke weed and rock out with your cock out. Peace out mother fuckers.”

A magical evening turned more magical when Britney’s advice was heeded and she was accosted backstage by a man rocking with his cock out.

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chewy
chewy
14 years ago

i’m sure the mothers in the audience will love explaining to their daughters what “rocking out with your cock out” means.