Coachella is a three day music festival held in the desert so it’s understandable why you won’t find me there because I could barely stand the 94 degree heat at my place on Sunday. Who you will find there, however, are celebrities like Brittany Snow because they can afford $5 blended mochas and Gatorades every half hour during the day and a personal heater at night. If I had been there yesterday, you would have seen me wrapping a t-shirt around my head and crawling on the ground like I had already been stranded in the desert for 3 days.
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