Ed Westwick, Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl, is getting fat. In Touch (via MSNBC) says this portly bitch has been partying too much and it’s beginning to show. His costumes don’t even fit and I assume that whenever there’s a sex scene the girl under him always complains about not being able to breathe. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why they never put him on top of anyone anymore.
“Ed has been gaining a lot of weight — not just around the waist, but throughout his whole body,” said an on-set source. “First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed — they don’t want Chuck to be fat!”
They need to record that conversation. It’ll just be Ed getting his makeup done while munching on a bearclaw and a producer going up to him to shove a Slim Fast in his face. That or some intern, unsure how to tell Ed he needs to lose weight, pokes his belly and says, “Giggle for me, Doughboy.” And if that doesn’t work, relentless humiliation by his peers should do the trick.
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