Dina Lohan wanted to bond with her two daughters last week so what better place to do it at then the trendy nightclub Villa. Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, got all gussied up for a night on the town when the bouncer with an obvious chip on his shoulder denied them entry due to Ali being 6 years away from legal.
Dina, rightly infuriated, pulled the “Do you know who I am?” card. Lindsay, also pissed, told the bouncer, “You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!”
Uh oh. That dude better watch out. Not starring in any movies and being pretty much out of work for most of the year has given Lindsay undue influence. She’s almost as powerful as Angelina Jolie’s soiled underwear now. This time tomorrow, don’t be surprised to find a sternly worded letter in that guy’s mailbox.
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