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Pamela Anderson and Audrina Patridge are booked to open up a strip club called Sapphire New York on April 27th. The club will be an add-on to the existing Prime 333 Steakhouse on the Upper East Side. No word on what kind of performance Pamela will be giving, but it’s already haunting the memories of local patrons.

Joining the two D-listers will be some guy from the Sopranos and Samantha Ronson as the DJ. The establishment is supposedly classy and strives to showcase only the finest females and the most exquisite fillets combined with more than 100 bottles of wines from exotic wineries.

You sort of wonder why invite Pamela Anderson then? That’s like entering a dead rat into a dog show. Sapphire should invest in a Coin Star machine. It’s expected they’ll make thousands of dollars from just the pennies being thrown at Pamela’s head alone.

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