Even Paris Hilton was let into Ronson’s I heart Ronson for JCPenny party. That’s sad, Lindsay. Anyway, there we learned that Paris wants to marry Doug Reinhardt. She professed “He’s going to be my husband.” Doug simply said, “You never know.” Meaning, her dopey ass will be single in about a month.
Of course, no one takes this seriously. Paris is a revolving door for men. The only people that haven’t been in her tattered vagina probably don’t live within a fifty mile radius of her. Not only that, Paris thinks love is when a guy finishes in her mouth instead of on her face. One could say she’s been in love with half of LA.
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