Drew Barrymore and Justin Long back together

In news that’s probably about as exciting as that cat on your lawn, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long may be back together. They were spotted at the after-party for Grey Gar dens “giggling and kissing each other all night and leaving together.”

Remember when Drew Barrymore was interesting and did stuff like flash David Letterman and have an eating disorder? Those were better times. Happier times. More erotic times. Now she’s dating the Mac guy and all she wants to do is act like a high schooler and get fat. It’s really depressing when you think about it. Which is why I try not to. Right now I’m thinking about ponies. I can’t tell you why, but the pony I’m thinking of can fly. Wheee. What were we talking about again?

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