Kim Kardashian fell asleep under the sun wearing sunglasses and the cancer inducing result was hilarious. For me, anyway. She posted on Twitter:
PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!
For some odd reason, this reminds me of the cat that Pepe Le Pew always chased. The one that would always accidentally find itself with a stripe on its back. That or a commercial. The one where there’s a ray of light across the actress’ eyes and everything else is in shadows. Kim looks like that. Like she’s in a constant Calvin Klein commercial.
I hear the semen of chubby white guys helps. I happen to have a supply.
aloe vera Kim !!!! OUCH
Dude, it was my supply that made it look white in the first place.