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Fear not

Whew, I was about to jump off the Megan Fox bandwagon yesterday when she left the salon, but now I’m back driving it. Last night, she headed to Chateau Marmon looking gorgeous and grabbing her crotch. I’m not sure what that was all about or why she left with a woman wearing a table cloth, but I would hit that so hard and at so many angles you’d need to see into the fourth dimension just to see what I was doing. The jaws of life couldn’t even get me off of her.

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Yeahsss
Yeahsss
13 years ago

Her & Lindsay have the same cracked out face.

SidDelicious
SidDelicious
13 years ago

How dare you!

dabears
dabears
13 years ago

That sexy bitch probably has crabs.

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