Hayden Panettiere got robbed

Hayden Panettiere returned from vacation on April 15th to discover $15,000 worth of missing jewelery from her home in LA. There were no forced signs of entry and there were several people going in and out of the house while she was gone.

All signs point to an inside job, but in any case, it shouldn’t be hard to steal from Hayden Panettiere. She’s what? Three feet tall? You could probably go into her home right now and grab a diamond necklace and play keep away with her like bullies do on playgrounds. The most resistance you’d encounter is Hayden kicking you in the shins before calling you a “meanie” and stomping off in a huff.


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15 years ago

leave Hayden alone, she’s my only reason for rubbing one out every morning