Hugh Hefner calls it a night at 9PM

Hugh Hefner naps at his birthday party

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 83rd this weekend at the Palms in Vegas. Festivities included copious amounts of alcohol, gorgeous women and napping. Also, the faint smell of sex familiar to Hugh and his harem was replaced by the faint smell of Depends Ultra. Expect more pictures like this as Hugh inches closer to death.

[via TMZ]

  • Crusader70

    Or it could be that he was 91.

  • crizz1066

    Doubt it, his whole life was heaven…also as God and all religions are hogwash. He defiantly won’t be going!!!!

  • Mare

    If she signed a pre-nup, then she already knew she’d get nothing on his death. That doesn’t make her a gold digger, but eww.

    • Doodah

      She actually got $5milion dollars and a $7 million home. Part of the marriage deal. It is all in a trust that is solely in her name.

    • jwoolman

      I’m sure she knew all about it when she married him also. She should be pretty well set for life if she is smart about it. This arrangement prevented any endless fights between her and the kids, and he got to decide exactly what would go to charities and to his children without any extra hassle. It must have been worth it to her, although she was initially a reluctant bride.

  • Roger

    I would have a Level A Hazmat Suit

  • eboe thrasher

    The $1000 WAS the clothing allowance. Learn to figure shit out.

  • trixi

    Has nobody thought that she got her “inheritance” before he died. Gifts, cash and otherwise, his name, etc. I am sure she is not hurting financially!

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