Hugh Hefner has refuted reports that he’s still pining for ex-lover Holly Madison. Hef insists he’s in love with that new girl he randomly picked, what’s her name, Crystal Harris. Oh and the Shannon Twins. The Playboy owner says he wouldn’t trade them for any past girlfriend.
Hefner told Us Weekly that he has “no idea where these crazy stories come from,” adding, “it was invented by someone to create publicity.”
At his age, I’d be happy with any 20-year-old in Playboy who’s willing to have sex with me. You hear that ladies? I won’t discriminate. I only ask that you be willing to sit with me in my rocking chair on my front porch and yell at the neighborhood kids to “get off my lawn” with me.
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