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Hulk Hogan is the new OJ Simpson

Speaking to Rolling Stone, Hulk Hogan said he understands why OJ Simpson wanted to cut some throats. According to Hulk, since Linda filed for divorce, he’s been kicked out of his $18 million mansion, had his money spent at a rate of $40,000 a month and can’t do anything about a 19-year-old “shaggy haired pool boy” having sex with his wife in his bed.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

This probably isn’t the best thing to say during an ongoing divorce. The judge might take it the wrong way. Maybe Hulk can explain that he means sometimes he feels like LOVINGLY stabbing his wife. With knife shaped rainbows. That way he’ll look whimsical instead of like a bloodthirsty lunatic.

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chewy
chewy
14 years ago

ROID RAGE!

Alex
Alex
14 years ago

My name is Alex,32 years old,I”m from Rumania,I live in Spain since 2006,I”m understand perfectly,how can feel a person in a situacion like this.Hogan you must be a strong man,it”s not the final of the world,you loved this woman and look what done to you.You can stay with ather woman who realy loves you,womens in nowdays wants to f**k,for them its not important the muscle only the dick and money.Now she has money and has also a young boy to make sex every day.Can stay more than 20 years with a person,and don”t now what she think about you.She tell… Read more »