Jenna Jameson is mistaken

Jenna Jameson

On her MySpace blog, Jenna Jameson attributes her easy birth to the 500 daily sit ups she did. She was only in labor for 2 hours and according to the former pornstar, “I wa able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5 pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes.”

Allow me to state the obvious. It wasn’t the 500 sit ups that gave her an easy labor, it was the 2,000 penises she had in her throughout her career. The Grand Canyon probably takes it’s kids to visit Jenna Jameson’s vagina every year.

Five pushes and then three? With that much force, it’s a miracle Jesse and Journey didn’t launch out of her uterus and into the wall like a pair of darts.

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Bob Frapples

“last week when Playboy did a good thing”
WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

Jac Jac

Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

Perry de Havilland

“This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

John Monitor

I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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