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Jessica Simpson has an alright ass

Jessica Simpson hit up Beso yesterday when a daring paparazzi made it look like he was sliding into home as he snapped these shots of Jessica’s ass. That’s what I imagine happened, anyway. How is this possible? You’d think people would notice some perv with a camera the size of a Buick going off under Jessica’s skirt. They looked to be so close that the flash would have lit up the inside of her vagina like a Christmas tree. With the size of the lens the guy probably had and based on how close he was, if he zoomed in, you could make a detailed mapping of Jessica’s uterus.

I was also informed that we may have nipple.

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golublog
13 years ago

There are some angles that are never flattering. Never.

markG
13 years ago

it did:)

buzz and scoops
13 years ago

OMG

PunkA
PunkA
13 years ago

Good to know that she flosses……….

amanda
amanda
13 years ago

that was bad. only perverts can take these shots

Ana Maria
Ana Maria
13 years ago

…who in their right mind goes out like that, with no underwear??? it’s so unsanitary; imagine the poor person who next sits in the chair she used…what is going on here???…

Cher
Cher
13 years ago

naasty.. no panties….

mrsmayes
mrsmayes
13 years ago

flat as a pancake and saggy…NASTY!!

gob
gob
13 years ago
Reply to  mrsmayes

i would still f**k her

Matt
Matt
13 years ago

Really?! Really! this is allowed?!?! wtf

Jason
Jason
13 years ago

Are you people blind? She is wearing panties

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