For those of you that like your Jessica Simpson bikini candids grainy and blurry, these pictures will be your dream come true. Jessica was in Mexico yesterday and by law, she had to hit the pool in a bikini. Also by law, paparazzi have to use disposable cameras to take pictures of celebrities through binoculars.
Note that while it may look like Jessica is sunbathing topless, in actuality, she’s desperately trying to find the powdered donut she dropped.
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